You know who you are, Mardi Gras smarty-pants. Take this test so the world can see… whether you’re a TRUE connoisseur of king cakes and krewes … or just another aspiring wannabe.
You bleed purple, green and gold, you say, and you’re oh-so-deep into the wisdom of fools. But without a passing grade here, my festive friend, you might just be… a Mardi Gras tool.
Of course, you wanna be the jester’s pet. So go ahead and polish those coconuts, and let’s see where y’at — and what score you get.
In your dreams you wear the golden crown, but let it be decreed: You are not worthy until you show you know… the difference between… a throw and a flambeau.